VLADIMIR PUTIN MAKES ACTOR STEVEN SEAGAL A RUSSIAN AGENT

D4677649-001E-44CD-930D-14E857B33193Russian President Vladimir Putin officially appoints actor Steven Seagal a special representative in charge of improving relations with the United States. In a bizarre world, where beautiful female Russian spies allegedly infiltrated the NRA, a reality show star becomes president, Dennis Rodman tearfully “negotiating” peace with North Korea, why not have a wash up actor fix the global catastrophe on the brink of a nuclear explosion. Sounds like a mediocre screenplay that belongs in the 80s.

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